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Ed's furry fucking guide to Metal |
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Not everyone likes metal..FUCK THEM!!
## PART 1 THE MUSIC ##
Metal fucking kicks ass, here's how it works:
First form a fuck off band
The more fuck off the names, the more fuck off the band
to be truly fuck off, your band names contains references to:
satanic worship,dad animals,fire,deth,and the lower intestines.
Metal comes in many different forms:
Industrial metal...Scandinavian nu metal..Vegetarian progressive grindcore...Black metal...Super black metal.. and Lounge..
..BE THE MOST FUCK OFF THAT YOU CAN!!!
## PART 2 THE FANS ##
If u are too fucking' pussy to form a band you have to be a fun!
To be a fun you have to learn 3 things:
1.HEADBANGING - any head will do
2.CROWD SURFING - stay still ..??..-back ..hey where's the crowd?
3.MOSHING - also known as body slamming.
Body slamming is a great way to get close to your fellow fans ...AND BRAKE THOSE FUCKING RIIIIIBS!!!!
## THE RULES OF METAL ##
There is only one rule of metal:PLAY'N FUCKING LOUD!!!
..Come on you pussy! ...lowder motherfucker...lowderrrr
...cock!
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